Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
You have a meeting with my ass
Let's have him
See something you wanna pound?
So small and pleasantly tight
Between hard and harder
Take your pick, you lucky bastard
You clearly pack what i need
Playing games with hidden meaning
Get in for a closer look
I hope he'll put it up my ass!
Are you clapping or just bragging?
Why don't you capture me fully?